“He had an ego and a temper and a wandering eye, he said he’s six-foot-two and I’m like dude nice try”
“I told my friends I was asleep but I never said where or in whose sheets”
“So I miss him some nights when I’m feeling depressed ‘til I remember every time he made a pass on my friend”
“Oh, yes, I know that he’s my ex, but can’t two people reconnect?”
+ There are no comments
Add yours