BITS & PIECES
Why Are Frats?: A Philosophical Question
Paz Daniela Ortiz Santa María ’24 Philosopher Introduction As an international student who not so guiltily took pleasure in the ingestion—and often hard digestion—of that […]
Overheard at Trinity: Yik Yak Edition
“Idk what Peter B’s put in the coffee today but it’s like a caffeinatedcolonoscopy” “Post office guy is my bestie bae” “My new favorite thing […]
Babe! Wake up! It’s (almost) DILF & MILF Day! Parents Weekend Countdown! T-Minus ten days!
Not Too Young, I Swear Has Daddy Issues Ladies and Gentlemen of the Nest, the weekend that we all simultaneously dread and look upon with […]
Our First Advice Column: “Question: When does the marriage pact come in?”
Who Am I? That’s One Secret I’ll Never Tell Dear Reader, So, you’re in love with your best friend. You get butterflies when they walk […]
B&P Horoscopes This Fall
Virgo August 23 – September 22 Find your purpose, become a pledge. Libra September 23 – October 22 Please learn to be alone. Scorpio October […]
I am literally looking for an Elliot Grainge in a world full of Scott Disicks.
Aspiring Stay At Home Wife ’24 Frequents Cyclebar I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: it is very unlikely that you will meet […]
What Vanderpump Rules Character You Are Based on Your Freshman Year Dorm
Virginia Peaches ’24 Avid Reality TV Fan Jones The cultishness of Jones Hall reeks of Lisa Vanderpump. You can name every person that’s lived in […]
Overheard at Trinity: Yik Yak Edition
“The term narp makes me feel like a second class citizen.” “I wish every couple broke up. #hater” “I got with a lax boy last […]