BITS & PIECES

Need a last minute costume?

With Halloweekend right around the corner, we know how many Bantams may be struggling to come up with a costume. Here are a few Trinity themed suggestions to consider!

Banty

What you’ll need:

  • wings
  • Trinity merch
  • an inability to show up during parents’ weekend

Mather Turkey Burger

What you’ll need:

  • bun
  • lettuce
  • an overwhelming sense that you can do better

Trinity Football Team

What you’ll need:

  • jersey and pads
  • cleats
  • a loss to Middlebury (c’mon guys…)
  • copious amounts of athletic funding

3rd Floor of the Library

What you’ll need:

  • never read books
  • desks
  • that one dude talking on the phone who simply cannot comprehend that the SILENT FLOOR OF THE LIBRARY SHOULD BE SILENT

Pike Brother

What you’ll need:

  • backwards hat
  • frat flick
  • under 5’8″

LSC Quad Worker

What you’ll need:

  • high vis vest
  • hard hat
  • the ability to sit incredibly idle for weeks on end

What JBS is Reading Right Now

What you’ll need:

  • dust jacket
  • be at least 200 pages
  • to be somehow simultaneously niche and gauche

Campus Groundhog

What you’ll need:

  • fur suit
  • cuteness!!
  • no fear of being on everyone’s private story

Campo

What you’ll need:

  • orange jacket
  • parking ticket
  • the ability to converse at length with lost DoorDash drivers

H&L

What you’ll need:

  • quite a few beverages
  • fire Instagram account
  • Steve Nash appearance
  • very very completely real authentic and legitimate IDs

BLax

What you’ll need:

  • leddy
  • white boys
  • an awful music taste

Peter B’s Chocolate Chip Cookie

What you’ll need:

  • chocolate chips
  • a friend willing to be your coffee sidekick
  • mmmmm yummyness

Over Ambitious Freshman

What you’ll need:

  • the overwhelming urge to register for six classes
  • double major and triple minor
  • burnout (save this for sophomore Halloween)

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