What Happens After “Closing Time” Plays?

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Always on Aux

As we know by now, all good things must come to an end, so picture this: you’re standing on the sticky floor of your favorite frat only for the inevitable to happen, Campo Steve and his companions notify the brothers that that the time has come…and whoever is on aux for the night cues Semisonic’s “Closing Time.” Sure, it might be 1:45, but in Trin Time, that means the night is still young. So what are you to do? If you’re a freshman, just go home, it’s not worth it. And if you’re really looking to prolong your time North of the chapel, go to campus pizza or even Papa John’s if you’re down to walk an extra two minutes in hopes that they let you make a cameo in the kitchen. But for those of you who no longer reside in The Concrete Jungle…you know where to go.