Category: BITS & PIECES
Exposing Banty: Why Has He Been Spotted Streaking Across Campus?
Chicken Expert ’24 Clothing Advocate There has been a lot to celebrate on campus lately. Spring is right around the corner and we are starting […]
Treasured Campus Celebrity Jeff the Rodent on Love, Nature and Their Student Relationships
Boob Woodward ’26 Staff Writer Every Trinity student knows the feeling: when you are walking back to your AC-less dorm on a hot spring day […]
A Conversation with Berger-Sweeney on the Health Benefits of Mather
Hungry ’24 Not a Chartwell’s Employee It is evident that Trinity has recently undergone many improvement initiatives. It has even been questioned as to why […]
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Opinion Staff Dear readers: unfortunately, we have run out of opinions.
Students Should Be Allowed to Use ChatGPT For Schoolwork
Being Censored ’24 ChatGPT’s #1 Fan Friends, faculty, students and all members of the Trinity Community, I bring to you today an argument of great […]
How to Properly Ruin Your Relationship with Your Boy Best Friend
Loveless Loser ’25 Girl Best Friend If you are a girl in your teens or early 20s, you probably have a boy best friend: a […]
We Must Continue to Placate the Plaque
Dakota Ranch ‘(19)18 Devoted Acolyte According to the prophecy, he was to emerge following the death of the Conqueror of Islands, the Realigner of Nations. […]
After Fourteen Month Search, Campo Arrests Pulitzer Prize Winning Bathroom Poet on Charges of Plagiarism and Vandalism
Lady Bantamdown ’26 Aspiring Poet The notorious Bathroom Poet has published, perhaps, for the final time. On April 1, 2024, after an intense golf cart […]
RuPaul’s Secret Fracking Fiasco: Trinity College’s Slippery Slope from Campus Upgrade to Oil Crusade
RuPaul’s Son ’25 Big Oil Fan In an unprecedented turn of events, Trinity College’s South Campus Heating & Cooling Upgrade Project, which began in 2022 […]
Shaquille O’Neal Announced as New Dean
Big Baller ’27 Lakers Fan Since the beginning of the spring semester on campus, it has seemed that there has been a position that needs […]