Category: BITS & PIECES
Our First Advice Column: “Question: When does the marriage pact come in?”
Who Am I? That’s One Secret I’ll Never Tell Dear Reader, So, you’re in love with your best friend. You get butterflies when they walk […]
B&P Horoscopes This Fall
Virgo August 23 – September 22 Find your purpose, become a pledge. Libra September 23 – October 22 Please learn to be alone. Scorpio October […]
I am literally looking for an Elliot Grainge in a world full of Scott Disicks.
Aspiring Stay At Home Wife ’24 Frequents Cyclebar I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: it is very unlikely that you will meet […]
What Vanderpump Rules Character You Are Based on Your Freshman Year Dorm
Virginia Peaches ’24 Avid Reality TV Fan Jones The cultishness of Jones Hall reeks of Lisa Vanderpump. You can name every person that’s lived in […]
Overheard at Trinity: Yik Yak Edition
“The term narp makes me feel like a second class citizen.” “I wish every couple broke up. #hater” “I got with a lax boy last […]
An Absolutely Delulu Introduction to Girl Math
$pend$ Too Much Def Not an Econ Major For those who have heard the term flying around, but have yet to fully comprehend what Girl […]
<3 An Open Letter to the New Baby Bants <3
Older and Wiser ‘24 Not Qualified to Advise So, you have now completed your first two weeks of freshman year, and hopefully have avoided passing […]
Tucker Carlson ’91 Assumes New Position as Trinity Tripod Editor-in-Chief After Fired by Fox News
This announcement comes only a few weeks after Carlson and (former) coworker Jesse Watters announced their return to Trinity College in fall 2023 to teach […]