I am literally looking for an Elliot Grainge in a world full of Scott Disicks.

Aspiring Stay At Home Wife ’24

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: it is very unlikely that you will meet the love of your life in a frat basement. Also, the likelihood that this so-called love of your life turns out to be a “genuinely good guy” is slim to none (I’m sorry but it’s the truth). Thus, when Sofia Richie married Elliot Grainge last April, I couldn’t help but wonder, was Sofia on to something? Sure, you may not be the daughter of an 80’s icon, and the most notable holiday party you’ve attended is Laxmas, but that doesn’t mean all hope is lost. If Sofia can make the transition from Kar-jenner adjacent to quiet luxury queen, anything is possible. So here’s what I suggest. If you’re looking for an Elliot Grainge on a campus full of Scott Disicks, please know the odds are working against you, especially with the suspension of the Hall; but if you’re really determined to make what seems to be the impossible, possible, don’t forget the FORG minor.