Angelica Gajewski ’26
Staff Writer
Moo Deng, mammal influencer and political intellectual is facing backlash from American democrats after her prediction that Donald J. Trump will win the 2024 election. After last Wednesday’s prediction that Trump will win the electoral college, liberal Americans have been divided on who is to blame. Soon after, a scathing report has surfaced linking Deng to the campaign. A substantial group of Americans on the left have since come together to prevent what Trump himself has called MAGAs Einstein from reaching the white house.
Released by Jimmy Carter’s nurse, the report states that Deng quietly served as the Trump campaign’s head social media manager. The thirty page report begins with a message from former president Carter that reads,
“To my fellow Americans, I told y’all not to trust that damn hippo…”
This is followed by clarification that he is not referring to Vice President elect JD Vance, but rather, to Deng herself.
Despite being a non-citizen from Thailand, Deng’s political relationship with Trump has been ongoing since her 2024 birth and sparked from their shared love of McDonald’s quarter pounders. Since his projected win Trump has tweeted, “THANK YOU MOO DENG!” followed by three American flag emojis and an AI generated picture of the young hippo etched into the sky, looking upon the nation’s capital.
Fear amongst democrats comes from rumors speculating that Trump intends to appoint Deng as his Attorney General. These claims have yet to be verified by a member of the campaign. Still, Democrats are already taking action gearing up with air fryers and beginning talks with local crocodile families.
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