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RuPaul’s Secret Fracking Fiasco: Trinity College’s Slippery Slope from Campus Upgrade to Oil Crusade
RuPaul’s Son ’25 Big Oil Fan In an unprecedented turn of events, Trinity College’s South Campus Heating & Cooling Upgrade Project, which began in 2022 […]
Shaquille O’Neal Announced as New Dean
Big Baller ’27 Lakers Fan Since the beginning of the spring semester on campus, it has seemed that there has been a position that needs […]
Trinity College Dining Services Embrace TikTok and Celsius Sponsorship: A Recipe for Controversy
Stale Corndog ’27 Trad Wife Trinity College Dining Services has recently made headlines with their unexpected sponsorship deals with TikTok and Celsius. While these partnerships […]
Trinity Sandworm Disturbed By Science Quad Construction
Following several months of construction on the Science Quad, Trinity’s legendary sand worm has emerged to the surface. The gigantic beast was spotted at dawn […]
ConnPIRg Saves Every Single Bee in the Entire Whole World
Bee Lover ‘980 Totally Not a Bee On March 26th, 2024, the Student Government Association made a grave and terrible mistake. The SGA of Trinity […]
“We Want Our Castle Back:” SGA President Jake McPhail ‘24 Kidnapped by St. Anthony’s Hall
Boob Woodward ’26 Staff Writer In a shocking video released last night by a group that has identified themselves as St. Anthony’s Hall brothers, it […]
Social Themes and Stellar Cast Shine in Trinity’s ‘Cinderella’: Love, Socialism and The Shoe Taken Back
Olivia Silvey ’25 Editor-in-Chief Trinity’s most recent production of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “Cinderella” is more than the classic rags to riches story we’re familiar with. […]
“The Pipeline” by Cassidy Willie-Lawes ‘24 Searches for the Line Between Education and Incarceration
Savannah Brooks ’26 Managing Editor On Tuesday, March 26, senior Theater and Dance major Cassidy Willie-Lawes ’24 premiered her senior thesis, “The Pipeline,” a 10 […]
The Dazzling Bermudian Gombey Dance Tradition Visits the Gruss Music Hall
Jules Bourbeau ’25 Managing Editor Inspired by her ongoing research on the Gombey dance tradition in Bermuda, Visiting Scholar in Residence Dorothea Hast invited four […]