B&P Horoscopes This Spring

Aries

March 21 – April 19

We know you’re fired up about the housing office taking away lottery numbers, and we’re right there with you.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Get out of bed, your roommates are starting to worry.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Please stop trying to make conversation in frat basements.

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

It’s understandable to seek out places of comfort…but your sneaky link’s twin XL bed should not be one. 

Leo

July 23 – August 22

If you like being the center of attention that much why don’t you perform for Spring Weekend? 

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Going to H&L is only a temporary solution. 

Libra

September 23 – October 22

Though your sneaky link seems down…be advised they’re probably just down bad. 

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

Has anyone ever told said you have a serious RBF? 

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Let me guess…you’ve been doing 12-3-30 everyday in preparation for hot girl summer? 

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Try to have some fun this weekend! You’re a college student after all, not your roommate’s babysitter. 

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Ice princess, might I suggest you start to defrost? It is spring after all. 

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

This is your friendly reminder to keep your sad playlists on private…or don’t, it’s totally up to you.