Harvard Reject ’25
And Yale Too
Remember when people used to talk about finding their “soulmates” in college? Yeah, not around here…Relationships, situationships, and whatever you may find in between we all know are not easy…so just accept it. If Tom Brady and Gisele can’t last…your freshman-year fling is most likely a thing of the past. (And even Tom chose another season over Gisele, and look how that worked out for him.) Nevertheless, as much as you want to deny it, we’ve all been “down bad” at one point or another. To quote the Harvard Independent, “we should remember that everybody eventually hits their romantic ‘rock bottom.’ Yet some hit it harder than others.” So maybe this Valentine’s Day is your rock bottom? Perhaps you ghosted your sneaky link only to realize he was a “genuinely good guy.” Or maybe you are convinced that your ex really has changed. No matter what your plans are this Valentine’s Day, don’t throw a tantrum, get with a Bantam…and remember if all else fails, H&L is open until 10:00pm on weeknights.