March 7 B&P Horoscopes

Aries

March 21 – April 19

We know you have no filter. That being said, we don’t need to hear about your late-night escapades.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

If you’re looking for a serene Saturday, you won’t find it here.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Stop trying to argue with your crush! It’s not helping!

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

Your roommates’ problems are not yours.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Please remember you went to a frat last Saturday, not a Fred Again concert.

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

So you want to feel useful? Have you thought about pledging? 

Libra

September 23 – October 22

Wake up. You’re not going to pass your next econ exam magically.

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

You’re giving off Sloan Peterson…but it works for you. 

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Stop yelling on the 3rd floor of the library. Everyone knows it’s you. 

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

We get it, you have a job secured post-grad. Maybe try and have some fun while you’re here. 

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Listening to classic rock doesn’t make you different. 

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

So your new sneaky link wears Baccarat Rouge 540? Just like your ex? It’s not a sign.