“It’s not easy having no rizz.”
“Embezzlement is crazy.”
“We are severely in debt.”
“Tropical this, spring weekend that, I just wanna know when you’re going to come back to me bae.”
“Did you know the guy who created Shake Shack went to Trinity?”
“Did you hear Jesse Watters and Tucker Carlson are coming back to campus?”
“Wtf is the Trinity Tripod?”
“I’m not like other girls, I drink wine out of a Stanley tumbler.”
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