March 21 – April 19
You’re the amalgamation of Kendall Roy and your PM.
April 20 – May 20
Though you may find yourself in the center of it all, you take pride in your independence-like Gerri.
May 21 – June 20
Odds are you’re the Roman Roy of your friend group. More often than not, your comments are out of pocket…but that isn’t to say you don’t speak the truth.
June 21 – July 22
You deserve better—just like Tom.
July 23 – August 22
You’re a little self-centered, like Logan Roy, but you like it that way.
August 23 – September 22
We all want to find our purpose, but to quote Kendall Roy, “let’s not live in a fantasy world.”
September 23 – October 22
You’ve always known how to put on a show-like when Willa pretended to accept Con’s proposal.
October 23 – November 21
Naomi Pierce, is that you?
November 22 – December 21
Unless your name is Connor Roy, might I suggest you figure out your post-grad plans?
December 22 – January 19
Like Marcia, you may never be a real “brother,” but you still mean business!!!
January 20 – February 18
A GDI? Like Shiv? Shocker.
February 19 – March 20
You’re giving Cousin Greg. Do with that as you will.