Category: NEWS
Student Government Association Votes Unanimously to Oppose Reaffirmation of ConnPIRG
Caitlin Doherty ’26 News Editor On Sunday, March 24, members of Trinity’s Student Government Association voted on the reaffirmation of Trinity’s Chapter of ConnPIRG (Connecticut […]
After Fourteen Month Search, Campo Arrests Pulitzer Prize Winning Bathroom Poet on Charges of Plagiarism and Vandalism
Lady Bantamdown ’26 Aspiring Poet The notorious Bathroom Poet has published, perhaps, for the final time. On April 1, 2024, after an intense golf cart […]
RuPaul’s Secret Fracking Fiasco: Trinity College’s Slippery Slope from Campus Upgrade to Oil Crusade
RuPaul’s Son ’25 Big Oil Fan In an unprecedented turn of events, Trinity College’s South Campus Heating & Cooling Upgrade Project, which began in 2022 […]
Shaquille O’Neal Announced as New Dean
Big Baller ’27 Lakers Fan Since the beginning of the spring semester on campus, it has seemed that there has been a position that needs […]
Trinity College Dining Services Embrace TikTok and Celsius Sponsorship: A Recipe for Controversy
Stale Corndog ’27 Trad Wife Trinity College Dining Services has recently made headlines with their unexpected sponsorship deals with TikTok and Celsius. While these partnerships […]
Trinity Sandworm Disturbed By Science Quad Construction
Following several months of construction on the Science Quad, Trinity’s legendary sand worm has emerged to the surface. The gigantic beast was spotted at dawn […]
ConnPIRg Saves Every Single Bee in the Entire Whole World
Bee Lover ‘980 Totally Not a Bee On March 26th, 2024, the Student Government Association made a grave and terrible mistake. The SGA of Trinity […]
“We Want Our Castle Back:” SGA President Jake McPhail ‘24 Kidnapped by St. Anthony’s Hall
Boob Woodward ’26 Staff Writer In a shocking video released last night by a group that has identified themselves as St. Anthony’s Hall brothers, it […]
BlackOut: Enchanted Gala Transforms Trinity College into a Magical Night
Cornelia Ehlebracht ’25 News Editor Trinity College’s Imani Black Student Union (BSU) took center stage on Friday, March 22, 2024, as they hosted their highly […]
Celebrating Black Legacy: Francesca Borges Gordon ’82 Keynotes Trinity’s BHM Gala
Faith Monahan ’24, Iqra Athar ’26, & Cornelia Ehlebracht ’25 News Editors On Feb. 29, Trinity College’s Multicultural Affairs Council, in collaboration with the Black […]