An Absolutely Delulu Introduction to Girl Math
$pend$ Too Much Def Not an Econ Major For those who have heard the term flying around, but have yet to fully comprehend what Girl […]
BITS & PIECES
<3 An Open Letter to the New Baby Bants <3
Older and Wiser ‘24 Not Qualified to Advise So, you have now completed your first two weeks of freshman year, and hopefully have avoided passing […]
Tucker Carlson ’91 Assumes New Position as Trinity Tripod Editor-in-Chief After Fired by Fox News
This announcement comes only a few weeks after Carlson and (former) coworker Jesse Watters announced their return to Trinity College in fall 2023 to teach […]
From LinkedIn to Lovers: Finally, a Way to Find Love, Lust, Jobs, and Internships in One Convenient Website
LinkedIn Premium User ’23 Has Rizz Did you meet your past sneaky link in ECON 101? Are you hoping to work at one of the […]
Mourning the Loss of Campo Steve & an Open Letter to the New Campo Steve
The Student Body Sad, Don’t Text For those of you who are not already aware, the infamous Party Crasher and procurer of yellow security jackets, […]
CDC ISSUES NOTICE TO TRINITY COLLEGE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: THE CDC WARNS US: STAY OUT OF PSI U POOL; COUNTLESS UNKNOWN DISEASES IDENTIFIED
Overheard at Trinity: Yik Yak Edition
“Mercury is in gatoradeeeee.” “I miss Steve’s bagels man.” “Sometimes I feel like this school does things backwards.” “Do NOT text him this weekend, he […]