Category: BITS & PIECES
Trinity College Dining Services Embrace TikTok and Celsius Sponsorship: A Recipe for Controversy
Stale Corndog ’27 Trad Wife Trinity College Dining Services has recently made headlines with their unexpected sponsorship deals with TikTok and Celsius. While these partnerships […]
Trinity Sandworm Disturbed By Science Quad Construction
Following several months of construction on the Science Quad, Trinity’s legendary sand worm has emerged to the surface. The gigantic beast was spotted at dawn […]
ConnPIRg Saves Every Single Bee in the Entire Whole World
Bee Lover ‘980 Totally Not a Bee On March 26th, 2024, the Student Government Association made a grave and terrible mistake. The SGA of Trinity […]
“We Want Our Castle Back:” SGA President Jake McPhail ‘24 Kidnapped by St. Anthony’s Hall
Boob Woodward ’26 Staff Writer In a shocking video released last night by a group that has identified themselves as St. Anthony’s Hall brothers, it […]
Bits & Pieces Breaking News
Dear Reader, Welcome back! We hope your international vacation or domestic bed rot was exactly what you needed this spring break. Now it’s time to […]
Campus Skunk Obituary
Campus Skunk 1823-2024 It is with great sorrow we announce the passing of a beloved institution on campus: the skunk. You were never afraid to […]
Bits & Pieces Breaking News
DISCLAIMER: Please do not take anything we say here seriously. We are the most unserious people on this campus and need an outlet. Drake seen […]
Bits & Pieces
Feb. 13, 2024