Category: BITS & PIECES
After Fourteen Month Search, Campo Arrests Pulitzer Prize Winning Bathroom Poet on Charges of Plagiarism and Vandalism
Lady Bantamdown ’26 Aspiring Poet The notorious Bathroom Poet has published, perhaps, for the final time. On April 1, 2024, after an intense golf cart […]
RuPaul’s Secret Fracking Fiasco: Trinity College’s Slippery Slope from Campus Upgrade to Oil Crusade
RuPaul’s Son ’25 Big Oil Fan In an unprecedented turn of events, Trinity College’s South Campus Heating & Cooling Upgrade Project, which began in 2022 […]
Shaquille O’Neal Announced as New Dean
Big Baller ’27 Lakers Fan Since the beginning of the spring semester on campus, it has seemed that there has been a position that needs […]
Trinity College Dining Services Embrace TikTok and Celsius Sponsorship: A Recipe for Controversy
Stale Corndog ’27 Trad Wife Trinity College Dining Services has recently made headlines with their unexpected sponsorship deals with TikTok and Celsius. While these partnerships […]
Trinity Sandworm Disturbed By Science Quad Construction
Following several months of construction on the Science Quad, Trinity’s legendary sand worm has emerged to the surface. The gigantic beast was spotted at dawn […]
ConnPIRg Saves Every Single Bee in the Entire Whole World
Bee Lover ‘980 Totally Not a Bee On March 26th, 2024, the Student Government Association made a grave and terrible mistake. The SGA of Trinity […]
“We Want Our Castle Back:” SGA President Jake McPhail ‘24 Kidnapped by St. Anthony’s Hall
Boob Woodward ’26 Staff Writer In a shocking video released last night by a group that has identified themselves as St. Anthony’s Hall brothers, it […]
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Dear Reader, Welcome back! We hope your international vacation or domestic bed rot was exactly what you needed this spring break. Now it’s time to […]