Category: BITS & PIECES
Trinity Faculty “Too Irrelevant” To Be Named In Epstein Files
Orson Suckit ’26 Staff Instigator In the massive Department of Justice release of over three million pages of documents, including hundreds of thousands of emails […]
International Students Asked to Declare Major, Minor and “Intentions”
Visa De’Cline ’26 Staff Liaison for Tactical Hospitality In a move described by the administrators as “proactive hospitality” and by everyone else as “pre-deportation RSVP,” […]
Psi U Launches Diversity Initiative
Ellie Fantwolk ’28 Pike Pledge In a bold attempt to improve its image, Psi Upsilon, a Trinity fraternity with a long and colorful history of […]
Trinity SJP Forced to Disband Amid Chalk Shortage in Connecticut.
Ivan T Morehead ’27 Bag Master Last week, the state of Connecticut announced a serious chalk shortage across the state. The news has caused a […]
90k a Year Is Too Low a Price to Pay for the Trinity Experience
Ima GNF Arsehowl ’29 AD Basement-goer We’re all thinking it: This school is too cheap. As tuition has steadily climbed across America and the minimum […]
“Of Course I Want To See Your AI Poster”
AI Lover ’28 Claude Pro Subscriber A true joy has come to Trinity’s campus. No, President Lugo is yet to declare Friday classes illegal and […]
Abolish Rejecting People from Trinity
R. Jack “I Spent $65 on This Application” Ted ’84 (Nearly) Alumni Contributor In the fall of 2024, Trinity received over 7,460 applications, of which […]
Why Are You Publishing News I Don’t Like?
Bigg Taxidus “Tax” Brackett ’28 Dearest Imbicilic Tripod Staff, It has come to my attention that you published articles like “Early Decision Admissions Shapes Trinity’s […]
Studio Art Students Construct Blonde-O-Meter for Greek Life Use
Christian Anglo-Saxon ’27 Brunette, Sadly On Sunday, March 29, students in Professor Drew Shyst’s studio art class unveiled their semester-long capstone project: a Blonde-O-Meter. The […]
Streams and Support: TinaMarie Lugo’s Twitch Channel
Stream Enjoyer ’26 Loyal TMLBanty Sub Live Trinity action, discussion of campus topics, life advice for the everyday Bantam and even nightly runs of Call […]