Category: BITS & PIECES
Campus Skunk Obituary
Campus Skunk 1823-2024 It is with great sorrow we announce the passing of a beloved institution on campus: the skunk. You were never afraid to […]
Bits & Pieces Breaking News
DISCLAIMER: Please do not take anything we say here seriously. We are the most unserious people on this campus and need an outlet. Drake seen […]
Bits & Pieces
Feb. 13, 2024
Putin Reveals All in Intimate Interview with Beloved Alum Tucker Carlson ’91
In an astounding recent interview, celebrated Trinity College alum Tucker Carlson ’91 sat down with mysterious Russian leader Vladimir Putin to ask the real questions […]
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some horoscopes. Listen, or don’t.
For many, February 14th is a day to celebrate that special person in your life. For others, it’s a more general day to celebrate love […]
Sorry, I hate to admit it but…I LOOOOOOOOVE Cancelled Plans…
Closeted Introvert ’24 Don’t Text, Don’t Care Do you let out a sigh of relief when your roommates admit they don’t want to spend the […]
“How to be Funny and Energetic (Girls)”: According to Wikihow
Maggie Ondrey ’25 Wikihow Reader Alright ladies, who hasn’t felt the bursting urge to be an effortless gem of hilarity that seems to always be […]
Scary Stories On Summit: Hey Girly
Ex-Girlfriend ’25 Angry, Not Surprised For most of us, we fear the simple things in life…ax murders, the human organ trade, and of course the […]
Dare to be Delusional?
Neurotic & Knows It ’25 Professionally Delulu Do you often find yourself being a little too realistic? Maybe you approach most situations with a “worst […]
Dressing for the role you want
Picks the Worst Ones ’24 Even Friends Are Shocked Here at B&P we love any reason to celebrate (mostly because it’s an excuse to drink). […]