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90k a Year Is Too Low a Price to Pay for the Trinity Experience
Ima GNF Arsehowl ’29 AD Basement-goer We’re all thinking it: This school is too cheap. As tuition has steadily climbed across America and the minimum […]
“Of Course I Want To See Your AI Poster”
AI Lover ’28 Claude Pro Subscriber A true joy has come to Trinity’s campus. No, President Lugo is yet to declare Friday classes illegal and […]
Abolish Rejecting People from Trinity
R. Jack “I Spent $65 on This Application” Ted ’84 (Nearly) Alumni Contributor In the fall of 2024, Trinity received over 7,460 applications, of which […]
Why Are You Publishing News I Don’t Like?
Bigg Taxidus “Tax” Brackett ’28 Dearest Imbicilic Tripod Staff, It has come to my attention that you published articles like “Early Decision Admissions Shapes Trinity’s […]
Studio Art Students Construct Blonde-O-Meter for Greek Life Use
Christian Anglo-Saxon ’27 Brunette, Sadly On Sunday, March 29, students in Professor Drew Shyst’s studio art class unveiled their semester-long capstone project: a Blonde-O-Meter. The […]
Streams and Support: TinaMarie Lugo’s Twitch Channel
Stream Enjoyer ’26 Loyal TMLBanty Sub Live Trinity action, discussion of campus topics, life advice for the everyday Bantam and even nightly runs of Call […]
Trinity College Student Investment Fund Swaps Solar Panels for Shrapnel: Ethics are a Market Inefficiency
Hedge Fund Baby ’28 Institutional Gaslighter The Trinity College Student Investment Fund (TCSIF), which manages $900,000 of the college’s endowment, has announced a “fundamental realignment” […]
Spreading Puppy Love: Leslie the Dog’s Social Media Manager
Psi U Pledge ’27 Anti Cooper Propegandist Move over, Cooper and the skunks —Trinity has a new animal on campus! Resident bouse Psi Upsilon has […]
Upcoming Cinestudio Series Aims to Shed Light on Male Filmmakers
Tarantino Crusader ‘26 One-time Student Film Production Assistant On March 30, Cinestudio announced its upcoming series, “Film HisStory”, dedicated to male filmmakers and their long-overlooked […]
Austin Arts Center Launches Relevance Initiative Model After Campus Pipe Burst Incidents
1 of 3 Theater and Dance Majors ’26 Dance Maker in-Residence (Open to Work) On Monday, March 30th, the Austin Arts Center sent out an […]